Holly Palmer

a handjob

"She didn't kiss me under the mistletoe, but she gave me a holly palmer"

by hollypalmer24 May 7, 2024

Palmer

Somebody who is so fucking horny they can’t stop humping.

Person 1: I’m so Palmer
Person 2 bends over and pulls down pants
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 1: Get that Palmerness out

by Druglord69420 March 4, 2021

Handrew Palmer

A name used to refer to the hand as a masculine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in males, but at the time is settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.

"My friend John Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Handrew Palmer and his 5 brothers to take care of my sexual needs."

by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022

Patsy Palmer

n. Can be used as a verb. A life hurricane, a ruiner of all good things, a leech, a careless fart (seems innocent at first but then mass destruction follows), non trustworthy. Not a friend. A fiend, a dope whore

1. Wow. What happened to that family nice family? Idk, looks like they got Patsy Palmered though
2. Hey let’s take that girl in (says friend to other friend) friend 2 says “nooo, she looks like a Patsy Palmer!”
3. Hey, you want to go ruin someone’s life today? We will start small but take everyone down surrounding this one person bc we can’t have our way. ‘Idk man, I don’t know any to be a Patsy Palmer!’
3. Hey, I’m in trouble what do I do? “Maybe you could convince someone you really care for them and they will take you in, and then when they trust you, you fuck them over to keep yourself out of trouble! That’s what a Patsy Palmer would do!

by Kiki The Sh*t May 10, 2024

Asian Arnold Palmer

1 Part Pee Pee, 1 Part Diet Coke

Tim Poole probably makes Asian Arnold Palmers

by Timmotheus November 24, 2021

Allie Palmer

The most beautiful person alive. She has the prettiest blue eyes, the funniest jokes, and a nice butt.

I'm sad because I didn't get to see Allie Palmer today :(

by flipcheese November 3, 2016

Arnold Palmer

When you urinate in a girls anus during or after anal intercourse.

My girlfriend finally let me give her an Arnold Palmer last night, she really enjoyed it.

by Scott825 October 25, 2023