Shlug packing is the act of making a log of shit and packing it in your ass crack and letting is solidify but before it fully solidifies you cut the log into thin strips and put the strips back into your ass crack.
When the shit fully solidifies you piss into a bowl and eat the poop chips with the piss
When the shit fully solidifies you piss into a bowl and eat the poop chips with the piss
by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ July 18, 2025
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Get the Packer mug.A kid who only packs fucking snacks in school. Doesn't give a shit about school and never packs notebooks and stuff.
Kyle: Yo Bob did you do your Homework?
Bob: Nah, but do you want some Cheetos?
Jack: Nahhhh Jit is a Snacker-Packer
Bob: Nah, but do you want some Cheetos?
Jack: Nahhhh Jit is a Snacker-Packer
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Get the Fudge Packer mug.one who manages to pack every varient of marijuana's twigs and stems inro any voriety of any said "bowl". Said packer should gloriously be celebrated for realizing the surprisingly high value of the simple fodder and sulken frenzies of fresh grain and its abilities to release the value of potential grain. Twig-packers are the efficieny makers of buying grass clippings (if you know what I mean ;) ). Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself."
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha... Ha... Ha... HaHar...," (Overly drawn out like a Family Guy joke.) Ha! Go fuck yourself, twig-packer..."
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