nickel-sniffer

a greedy jew

pick up your dollar before some nickel-sniffer grabs it.

by Unlce Cletus November 6, 2019

Turn on a nickel

When a sharp and unexpected change is made in an action.

“ He’ll turn on a nickel and give you some change.”

by James Norman May 18, 2024

Licking Nickels

Giggling while orgasiming.

Steve stormed out last night, I mean, I don’t really blame him, I thought about his epic failure trying to find my clit, but eventually he did and I was licking nickels something fierce. Oops.

by Philly B9 December 25, 2018

Two nickels

A phrase used to describe an oddly specific scenario that has happened before. A shorthand reference to the now famous line from Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. Can be used as the full quote, a “two nickels moment”, or simply “two nickels”.

“If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”

by ninclemdo August 6, 2023

Dick Nickeler

Someone who Nickels Dicks, usually by running Nickels across them in a rolling fashion.

Sometimes used as an insult, usually against women.

1: Hey babe, can you Nickel my Dick?

2: Shut up you dirty Dick Nickeler!

by DannyTrainsDubs January 25, 2023

shiniest nickel in the piggy bank

when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education

Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.

by Samran53 December 22, 2020

The Nickel

A term used to refer to the year 2005

" Its jan 1 2005!"
"Happy nickel bitch"

by The Deelie January 13, 2005