Davide

Davide is a boy, he's very very very beautiful and wonderful, he looks like a god, he has got light blue eyes and blonde hair, he's such perfect in all the things he does, he's funny, when you need he's a good friend, he's serious in a lot of things and he has got a lot of good qualities.
He's my daddy and I love him, (he has got a big dick, and you can't taste it because it is mine).
by Italian boy 07 April 11, 2022
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David

a somewhat buff man, unable to wipe his own anus after defication
Andy: "I had a dream with David in it last night"
Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?"
Mickey: "hahahahahahah"
by Hoffman30 September 27, 2010
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David

Charming. Arrogant. Handsome. Athletic. Tall.

David is the one to always succeed and break a heart without thinking twice. David will always be surrounded by "supporters" without ever knowing that he's the small fish thrown into a sea full of sharks.
David, nice job at the game! Can I have one of your hoes?
by IdekMann January 26, 2014
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David

mostly a piece of shit no one likes but is good once in awhile.
i barfed in disgust at David when I saw him walking by
by bitchassnigga\ August 02, 2019
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David

David is a stupid ass little Wrestler, talking shit to his friends and likes some whore slut bitch who should be bitch slapped named Aleny, he's sensitive as fuck, he's also a simp who likes Naruto and likes Ruby
In a sentence:
What's that one Simp?
David
by Kevin sees you March 01, 2020
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david: ha ha ur mom
you: ur not funny

david: *sadness noise*
by ur mum funny haha May 02, 2019
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David is a feen ass nigga who will smoke anything out of anywhere and will go any distance to obtain his pleasure. He is an extreme ass and why his friends talk shit about him while trying to help.
by Ask.Me May 20, 2018
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