Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

You get what you vote for

A phrase to say to people when they vote for politicians that everyone was warning would screw up everything when they start complaining that everything is getting screwed up.

Person 1: I can't afford anything in this economy! What am I supposed to do!

Person 2: You get what you vote for!

by ComputerWorld March 30, 2024

I vote con

Phrase used on the internet (founded by a man going under the alias of Flamecrest) to express your disapproval in a longer sentence than 'No.' or 'GTFO.' Counterpart of 'To vote pro'.

"We shoud totally have a Urban Dictionary sub-forum!"
"Hell no, I vote con."

by FDman May 18, 2010

Voting

A way to make a country look more democratic than it is, especially during a pandemic.

No wonder some groups of people seem a little more desperate to get people to vote this year, they want to perpetuate their illusion of having more rights than they actually do, kind of like a herd. The process of voting, the whole atmosphere of going to the polling stations and voting helps maintain the illusion of a country being more democratic than it really is.

by Solid Mantis October 30, 2020

like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel

A voter supporting a candidate who will only do that voter (or others like them) harm once elected.

A chicken voting for Colonel Sanders might have made sense initially... the chicken is housed and fed. In the long run, the chicken is slaughtered, butchered, cooked and eaten.

Someone like Caitlin Jenner, a trans woman, voting to support a MAGA candidate is a prime example that looks like a chicken voting for the Kentucky colonel.

An analogous concept would be voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party and then acting shocked when the leopard eats *your* face. Why do people (or chickens) do this?

by bitchuck May 26, 2025

Please vote for me

please vote for me
/plēz/
verb
1.
cause to feel happy and satisfied.

I need a dog please vote for me.

by Juan Juan dot com December 5, 2018