I'm a tomato

When someone is blushing badly or blushes frequently

I hate speaking in front of the class. I'm a tomato when I get nervous.

Everyone knows she likes Jake. I mean, she's such a tomato around him.

by crazyprincessyo June 17, 2015

sexual tomato

1. Someone who is too cool to say i am the sexy to your beast.
So instead they say ""This is a sexual tomato, i want to bang, bang, bang."


2. Two beautiful girls who live in Chicago and
love to eat Reeses puffs cereal.

Scary Spice- Hey
Sporty Spice- Hello, this is a sexual tomato.
Scary Spice- a sexy tomato?
Sporty Spice- Yes.


Henry- Woah damn!
Frank- What?
Henry- I just saw a sexual tomatoe.

by Trisha and Jackie November 2, 2008

COUCH TOMATO

A very sexy female television viewer;a sexy female couch potato;a "tomato" seated on a love seat or a divan or a hide-a-bed.

Dam,Wilbur! Will you take a look at Daisy Mae,watchin`television? At 38-22-36,shezza reel`COUCH TOMATO,ain`t she?

by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003

Tomato🍅

A word used To describe a feeling of love that cannot be described

I love you Alia with all my tomato🍅

by The best bud June 15, 2017

tomato tits

Tits that squirt out tomato juice instead of milk.

"neenah, can you buy me some tomato juice?"
"no need sweet cheeks, i can just squirt you some, outta my big, red, circle, tomato tits(:''

by chesterabagail April 9, 2010

tomato bread

A derogatory term for a pizza

"Mofo I ordered a kebab pizza and all I got was tomato bread and dog meat!"

"Ah, you should have gone to Franco's, ma young apprentice."

by cass February 3, 2005

Canning Tomatoes

A phrase used when an idiot asks what you are doing even though they are standing there watching. Usually used when your doing something obvious.

Bill: The other day I was washing my car and Todd asked what I was doing. I told him I was Canning Tomatoes.

by historymanj July 31, 2011