People that think they know what they are talking about, enforcing those talking points and/or idea onto others, expecting all who listen to accept their words as truth, and sound like arrogant douches (or anything similar to the given definition). This person would be expected at a Starbucks as part of the stereotypical image of the kind of people one would see at a Starbucks.
Starbucks savant: We need to get radical. You're not radical enough. We need to be radical!
Person 2: For what?
Starbucks savant: Uh...
Person 2: You are such an idiot.
Person 2: For what?
Starbucks savant: Uh...
Person 2: You are such an idiot.
by Penny in the Cradle with Pearl January 12, 2011
Get the Starbucks savant mug.The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010
Get the starbucks shuffle mug.An Asshole who will never remember you name eventhough you have met him twelve times! Asks you if you want to make fast money and claims its not shady!
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Get the Starbucks mug.Upon entering a Starbucks coffee shop with a large unknown crowd in the order line, you immediately place you laptop and bag on the last table available and then get in line to place your order. These other patrons have been "Starbucked" by you.
Starbucked: Frank, man did I Starbuck a crew last night at the downtown shop! All five in line got their drinks turned toward the last table and felt the Starbuck!
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