Mystery Weed

Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.

Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!

by Xan Plan February 04, 2022

super mysterious rape machine

the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides

i hate it when i get super mysterious rape machined

by extremedicktionarywonderer February 20, 2025

mystery burrito

a burrito that you dont know what is inside

is that a mystery burrito

by makemoney1234 December 16, 2010

Mystery WAP

The genitals of an unfamiliar woman someone hooks up with.

Joe: Dude, so how was that mystery WAP?
Brady: It was great! My date was amazing and understanding! Tinder is great, man!

by MerriamWebsterOfficial17 July 01, 2023

Mystery Taco

Mystery Taco: When a woman secretly inserts taco meat into her own vagina prior to sex, creating a delicious surprise for her partner, hopefully to be discovered during cunnilingus.

Mystery Taco: It's what's for dinner!

by Bob the Mighty August 02, 2011

Mystery taco

This is the female version of the glory hole. The hidden woman makes her taco mysterious.

I found this truck that serves the best mystery tacos. I go there every lunch break.

by JustyWayne August 20, 2015

mystery dating

when you are not in a relationship with a person, male or female...but he/she thinks you are.

are you guys mystery dating?"..."what?"..."are you dating her?"..."no"..."is she dating you?"..."ah, crap

by bosniaisforlovers May 13, 2011