Someone who is similar to bag of dicks, but much worse. The dicks have soaked so long in their own douche juices that they still look likes dicks but the minute they are around other people they collapse into the most unpleasant person you have ever met.
by hobiwan February 18, 2014
Get the dick mushmug. A word used by chavs to greet other chavs.
Or used multiple times in a message to make them look hard, when it makes them look like a complete c**t !
Often used by football fans of the rotund shape with sweaty / smelly football shirts on.
Or used multiple times in a message to make them look hard, when it makes them look like a complete c**t !
Often used by football fans of the rotund shape with sweaty / smelly football shirts on.
by Asitis121 January 4, 2024
Get the mushmug. 
by Brian445 September 13, 2016
Get the Mush uptonmug. Where you turn your A/C all the way up and pour water into the vagina and let it freeze. Promptly after freezing you stick a dildo in and crush the ice to where it flows out of the vagina like a glacier.
by BradleyMills April 13, 2014
Get the eskimo mushingmug. 
