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Moist Mullets

When a male shakes his epic mullet and the girls get moist.
OMG look at Cecil and Blinky shake their mullets. That’s some moist mullets!
by Funkymonkey118 December 22, 2021
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Mullet bottom

Buisnes in the front(vag or dik) party in the back(booty) but all hairy and scary
by Jack Offspring March 5, 2015
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stealth mullet

A contemporary hairstyle based on the mullet made famouse in the 1980s and 1990s by celebrities such as Pat Sharpe.
The hair is cut short at the top and sides (often accentuated with spikes or a quiff) but relatively long and straight at the back. The longer hair at the back of the head is concealed unless the wearer is seen from behind, thus an observer may not notice the stealth mullet until it has already passed / is too late.
"Wait 'til that guy turns around... he has a stealth mullet!"
by Filk March 12, 2010
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mullet outfit

Term often used by welders, pipe fitters, millwrights, boilermakers and other construction hands to describe a contractor that is sub par and barely provides the necessary equipment to get the job done. Usually a lower paying contractor as well.
Welder 1: hey man who’d you say you were working for down in corpus before you come here?

Welder 2: some “mullet outfit”, I can’t even remember the name. Hell I drug up when the rod room lady said that I had to provide my own tungsten.
by Jodystipsandtricks October 20, 2019
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Mullet Ho

Uncontrollable sexual desire for Mullets.
Loves Mullets, doesn’t care what it’s attached to.
“That’s a hot guy
“Nah, he’s pretty ugly”
I don’t care what he looks like, he’s got a Mullet”
“You’re a Mullet Ho”
by TheWizOfAus April 24, 2022
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mullet trip

Adding pleasure/vacation time to the end of a business trip.

Inspired by the popular tag for the "mullet" hair style, which has short hair on the front and long on the back: "Business on the front, party in the back"
"I have to go to Malaysia, but I am turning it into a mullet trip with an extra week in Thailand. Business on the front end, party on the back, man!"
by Daniel McDoom August 26, 2008
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mullet lawn

A lawn which is well cared for on the front side of the house, but in disarray on the back, much like a mullet - "business in the front, party in the back".
The Hendersons have such a mullet lawn. It's just like their marriage - they're always putting on their best face for the neighborhood, but deep down, they have issues...
by ekolis August 1, 2014
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