Zoom Mullet

The act of wearing business attire on the top part of your body (IE The portion of your body shown on a webcam for an online meeting) and wearing comfortable clothes on the bottom part of your body (IE The part of your body not shown on camera during an online meeting. attire examples: sweats, leggings, etc) Much like a hair mullet- "Business on top and party on the bottom"
I have been wearing my zoom mullet for almost a year now! I don't think I have any work pants that fit me any more.

My uniform for 2020 is a zoom mullet.
by funnymom25 December 08, 2020
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forbidden mullet

When a woman shaves or waxes her mons pubis and outer labia, or keeps the hair in those areas very short, but does neither of these things around her asshole. This creates the short-in-front, long-in-back look of a mullet.
by JayAC March 07, 2019
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Moist Mullets

When a male shakes his epic mullet and the girls get moist.
OMG look at Cecil and Blinky shake their mullets. That’s some moist mullets!
by Funkymonkey118 December 22, 2021
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mullet lawn

A lawn which is well cared for on the front side of the house, but in disarray on the back, much like a mullet - "business in the front, party in the back".
The Hendersons have such a mullet lawn. It's just like their marriage - they're always putting on their best face for the neighborhood, but deep down, they have issues...
by ekolis August 01, 2014
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Australian Mullet

A mullet but down under

When you shave your coochie/balls but not your asshole
I didn’t have time to shave everything before the hookup so I just went for the Australian Mullet
by Goblinn February 11, 2022
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stealth mullet

A contemporary hairstyle based on the mullet made famouse in the 1980s and 1990s by celebrities such as Pat Sharpe.
The hair is cut short at the top and sides (often accentuated with spikes or a quiff) but relatively long and straight at the back. The longer hair at the back of the head is concealed unless the wearer is seen from behind, thus an observer may not notice the stealth mullet until it has already passed / is too late.
"Wait 'til that guy turns around... he has a stealth mullet!"
by Filk March 12, 2010
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moscow mullet

When the genital region is clean shaven, but the asshole is hairy
Did you see that stripper's moscow mullet? She needs to consider a full body wax next time.
by bits of tits February 03, 2016
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