by sketchywetchy December 16, 2022
Get the mortimer mouse mug.To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.
by C L G January 31, 2021
Get the Cop a Mouse mug.Ben's 'Mouse' is another word for his flat, hairy, no shafted, wrinkly ball-sack. In essence, Ben's mouse is not a penis, it's just a dangling sack in between your legs.
by StinkyBret October 24, 2019
Get the Ben's mouse mug.I was Minnie mousing it for lols
by shit ,my bra is twisted March 7, 2015
Get the minnie mousing it mug.The jawdroppingly-gross detritus that spills out of a mouse or trackball while it's being cleaned. Weeks, months, or - heaven forbid - years of unidentifiable dreck, caught by a technological crumb catcher.
Where does it come from? Why does it stay? How does it all fit? Nobody knows.
Where does it come from? Why does it stay? How does it all fit? Nobody knows.
sorry about the double load of mouse fuzz all over your floor - the trackball was giving me Warcramp and I couldn't find a trash can
by Alfredo X October 28, 2010
Get the mouse fuzz mug.The scroll wheel on a computer mouse that you stroke the same way you stroke a clit. Depending on the type of mouse, you can stroke the clit up and down, tap it, tilt it side to side, or stroke it around in circles.
by b1wt153 September 28, 2011
Get the Mouse clit mug.a person who is only your friend for your weed, you can tell if your friend is a weed mouse if he does not even know your last name. can also be a person who secretly and quietly steals your weed that you stashed.
by kelsicoca May 14, 2013
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