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mortimer mouse

an underrated mickey mouse rival.

is also known as Nortimer. Noose, he is dating Ghengis Khan pete.
kale: bro i love mortimer mouse sm
sketch: PISS OFF HES MINE
by sketchywetchy December 16, 2022
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Cop a Mouse

To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.
“Careful with the fight tonight. You wouldn't want to cop a mouse.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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Mouse clit

The scroll wheel on a computer mouse that you stroke the same way you stroke a clit. Depending on the type of mouse, you can stroke the clit up and down, tap it, tilt it side to side, or stroke it around in circles.
My sticky fingers gummed up my mouse clit, and now I can't scroll!
by b1wt153 September 28, 2011
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Ben's mouse

Ben's 'Mouse' is another word for his flat, hairy, no shafted, wrinkly ball-sack. In essence, Ben's mouse is not a penis, it's just a dangling sack in between your legs.
I can't believe I got sent a pic of Ben's mouse on Snapchat last night.
by StinkyBret October 24, 2019
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mouse fuzz

The jawdroppingly-gross detritus that spills out of a mouse or trackball while it's being cleaned. Weeks, months, or - heaven forbid - years of unidentifiable dreck, caught by a technological crumb catcher.

Where does it come from? Why does it stay? How does it all fit? Nobody knows.
sorry about the double load of mouse fuzz all over your floor - the trackball was giving me Warcramp and I couldn't find a trash can
by Alfredo X October 28, 2010
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minnie mousing it

For a girl to wear a skirt gloves and no top
I was Minnie mousing it for lols
by shit ,my bra is twisted March 7, 2015
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trash mouse

A dirty mousey dude who doesn't know how to keep his apartment clean and you only realize this once you wake up after going home with him the night before. Basically, a boy in his twenties who is filthy.
Brad is such a trash mouse. He's gotta learn how to keep up with his dishes!
by Fanneycandy December 10, 2017
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