Lindsay had to change seats and tires once a week, just to see what it was like. She also had to stick her tongue in an outlet, hit a landmine with a hammer, and skydive into a building at least once in life, or it wasn't a life, but she also has to preach to other people about not using their common sense, and about how they should straighten out their lives, since she needed to see what it was like to be a hypocrite like everyone else (except without realizing it). It must be fun to be a moron.
by Solid Mantis December 29, 2019
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Lindsay never told people about the times she fucked something up, since she liked to keep hearing them tell her about lucky she was to still be alive. Nobody ever told her anything harsh though, such as most morons wouldn't still be here today if they used your (lack of) judgment or self control. She was allowed by other people to talk her shit about every moron in the world, but the minute anybody did the same to her, they were cold hearted, or mean spirited, or nasty, always the other person was the bad guy.
by Solid Mantis December 29, 2019
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Someone with so little intellect and awareness that they regularly shit on the wall instead of into the toilet.
by buttermilkmeeks August 5, 2019
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Did you hear about that guy down the street? He's been stealing his grandma's oxycontin for years. What an oxy-moron.
by Jg1153414 April 6, 2020
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Anybody who writes a definition for a word related to the Mexican beer virus is a covid moron. This is a deadly disease, and should not be taken lightly or made light of. The only writer excluded from this rule is the brilliant writer of the definition of covid moron.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 7, 2020
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