Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.
by gchytuvhj January 26, 2009
by INACT1VE February 17, 2011
Pull up in a monster automobile gangster, with a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka, Yes I'm in a tonka, Color of Willy Wonka, You could be the King, But watch the Queen Conquer. First things first, I'll eat your brains, then Imma start rocking Gold teeth and fangs, 'cause that's what a motherfuka monsta do, hairdresser from Milan, that's the monster do, Monster Giuseppe Heels is the Monster Shoe, Young Money is the roster and the monster crew! And I'm all up, all up, all up in the bank, with a funny face, and if I'm fake, I ain't noticed, cause my money aint. "So let me get this straight, wait, I'm the rookie? While my features and my shows ten times your pay? 50k for a verse", no album out, yeah my money so tall that my barbies gotta climb it, hotter than a middle eastern climate, find it, Tony Mattlehorn duty wine it, wine it, Nicki on your titties when I sign it, and these n----- so one track minded, "But I really really don't give an F U C K. Forget barbie. Fuck Nicki, cause she's fake. She on a diet" But my pockets eatin cheesecake... and I say, bride of Chucky is childsplay. I just killed another career, it's a mild day. Besides yay, they can't stand besides me. I think me and you should menage friday.Pink Whip Thick Ass Give Em Whip Lash
Think Big Get Cash Make Em Blink Fast
Now Look At What You Just Saw
This Is What You Live For
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm a motherfuckin MONSTER
Think Big Get Cash Make Em Blink Fast
Now Look At What You Just Saw
This Is What You Live For
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm a motherfuckin MONSTER
"I love the monster verse. Nicki killed it!"
"Yes man I know. I can't stop listening to it. It gives me power."
"I'm obsessed, I can even rap the whole thing!!"
"Me too... also I heard Kanye wanted to take it out of the song because it was too good!"
"Yes man I know. I can't stop listening to it. It gives me power."
"I'm obsessed, I can even rap the whole thing!!"
"Me too... also I heard Kanye wanted to take it out of the song because it was too good!"
by VoiceRaw April 24, 2016
the one out of a group of friends whom is able to consume his own bodyweight in cocaine in an hour, with hilarious consequences
by deathznow September 12, 2006
The best, and I mean it, the BEST game out there. A game that can only be found on SumDog. Cake Monsters is a game of sheer knowledge, speed, and precision. Only the greats can be called a Cake Monsters Legend, and if they are called that, they are a master of Maths, Cake Monsters, and nothing else.
I wouldn't test that guy at Cake Monsters if I were you, I hear that guy practices every day. He's practically a Cake Monsters Legend, man!
by Goat_011 April 17, 2020
Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.
by sarah and Carol January 01, 2021