by own3db March 03, 2011
Mitchell Cookie is a person who loves to eat orgasm apples with his one and only boyfriend, i mean.. no... boyfriend... and he is a great south african wanker who loves his boyfriend. He really likes his best friend, named carl.
Alexander: oh my god don´t be such a damn Mitchell Cookie!!
Carl: why? he is n00b?
Alexander: no... where is he?
Carl: with his boyfriend! ... i mean, oh yeah, the gender bender maud!
Carl: why? he is n00b?
Alexander: no... where is he?
Carl: with his boyfriend! ... i mean, oh yeah, the gender bender maud!
by Alecarx April 27, 2010
He always shits hard and the only person who does it the best. He yells fuck like a sea erchen. He likes to play super smash brothers games and fights with his brother (He loses).He owns a moterolla phone owns three dogs and constantly masterbates.
by Shit Hard! April 30, 2011
A massive ass used in action flicks as a replace ment for a trampleline, also called the enourmous gay.
It is also a real live human ass and must shit so they strape a pot to the rim of the asshole to allieviate the shit. once full it is sucked into the asshole and digested
Support the movement to clean mitchells ass by raping it so the cum will clean it.
It is also a real live human ass and must shit so they strape a pot to the rim of the asshole to allieviate the shit. once full it is sucked into the asshole and digested
Support the movement to clean mitchells ass by raping it so the cum will clean it.
by ajdl;fjasl April 01, 2008
The act of a girl catching a cumshot in her hand then smacking the guy on the side/back/top of his head with it.
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