Ments

1. A way of life. Hate everyone, but love the thought of liking everyone.

I'm a Ments. Kill me.

by NotMents7 June 1, 2005

mineshaft

it is where a man inserts his scholng into a womans bumwhol and they thrust it so hard that it causes the womans bumhole to cave in and squirt poo

omg that womans ass caved in like an iraqi mineshaft.

credit ro mark and jess

by Nellieness December 11, 2009

Ments

A word used to describe someone/something so mental that it has to be shortened to 'ments'.

Taj- "Did u see that fight at lunch???"
Lee- "Ye it was well ments!!!"

Sam- "Mum just got well angry at me"
Brooke- "Ikr, she was acting ments"

by BazzaH October 13, 2013

carbon mineshaft

A carbon mineshaft is a particularly deep carbon footprint, made by an individual, company or other entity that is spewing greenhouse gases into the atmosphere at a truly extravagant rate.

The luxury beach resort demanded that exotic fruits and other foods be flown in, in whatever quantities could be managed, from right around the world, had a giant jacuzzi that gobbled oil at a rate of knots, regularly rented two or three luxury yachts with gas-guzzling engines, and also ran a luxury helicopter link to the mainland that was dependent on a wide range of other special deliveries. It was working up quite a carbon mineshaft.

by Fearman March 12, 2008

meeting of the minds

a term guys use when they need to talk to each other alone, without girls, or they wanna smoke and just dont wanna share with everyone

"o shit theyre having a meeting of the minds again"

by hotsexbaby February 7, 2006

Mants

Very horney. Practicing mantra.

Im so very very mants. serve it now.

by Annonymous April 12, 2005

minetssy

a bitch with fucking crazy ass problems

minetssy is a psycho ass bitch, crazy as hell.

by unknown123456 June 30, 2006