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microwave popcorn date

The microwave popcorn date is a special form of a date which consists of two people, a nature documentary and, of course, microwave popcorn. It is considered as a modern 21st century way of dating and can also include (but is not limited to): tetra pak wine, fake candles, old fragrance sticks.
Babe, you are the mac to my cheese. Let´s have a microwave popcorn date!
by cessc May 6, 2019
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Microwave

Owen is a Microwave.
by ♡That_Thot_Anna♡ October 14, 2019
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Microwave Orgy

When you put 2 or more pieces of food inside a microwave at the same time.
Jim: Hey can I put my food in with yours?

John: Yeah, come on in. Join in the microwave orgy.
by k o o l - a i d October 15, 2018
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kiwi microwave

When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch
“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”
by Your mates mate January 30, 2024
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Clean your microwave!

Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!
"Ew, what the fuck? I'm not putting my pizza pockets in there, CLEAN YOUR MICROWAVE!"
by Leuko April 8, 2024
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Microwaving

When you drift an Electric Car/Electric Vehicle. Also seen in a heard/group of cars.
Oh wow! Stacy was microwaving in the rain last night! Her Tesla is fun!

Nice Model 3 Sport. Took is Microwaving lately?

Saw that EV RallyCross last night?

Yea! I did! They were Microwaving on those turns!
by Stark Mercer May 19, 2024
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microwave this pussy

person:i can say two words that can make you wet

person: what are the two words

person: microwave this pussy
by hooty with the booty January 10, 2021
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