person:i can say two words that can make you wet
person: what are the two words
person: microwave this pussy
person: what are the two words
person: microwave this pussy
by hooty with the booty January 10, 2021
A biotech implant inserted into your chode whose main function is to automatically create scorching soup upon splooging. It also can collect, feed, and cultivate a maggot population, store shums, and mix the ingredients to create the Slumpy Stew efficiently.
by camillelavigne May 23, 2024
Guy: Man I can't stand the texture of some food after it's microwaved.
Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.
Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!
Guy 2: You should meet my dad! He doesn't eat without microwaving it first. He'll stand in the kitchen letting it hum until the food is about to melt through the plate.
Guy: So he's got a Microwave Addiction!
by JJDM123 August 22, 2022
by BitterMuffins♥️ July 12, 2023
Disappointment to the Earth they are soggy as fuck and if you make nuggets like this you are a fuckin psycho
by NuggiePro February 08, 2022
A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
by Rodeogirl777 March 01, 2018
The microwave popcorn date is a special form of a date which consists of two people, a nature documentary and, of course, microwave popcorn. It is considered as a modern 21st century way of dating and can also include (but is not limited to): tetra pak wine, fake candles, old fragrance sticks.
by cessc May 06, 2019