Michael

little baby back bitch who wastes his life probably on some stupid shit like fortnite or chess. little siblings is most likely also a baby back bitch aswell and has no friends.

ME: you know that bitch named michael?
Them: hate that guy
Me: ikr his sister has a fatass tho

by yeayeayeasingingchallenge August 28, 2020

Michael

very sus human being he likes to sing

I like it fast, right in my ass (Hehehe, heh!)
I like it right after I cut the grass
Because I'm sweaty, I don't like girls named Betty
I like men, named, Carlton

I like when they black, 'cause I get on my back
And lift up my sack, and lick my ass crack
I don't play them games, I don't play them girls
I like it when them boys rock my world

I'm from that Westbank, I am a skank
I like dick, I'll play, I'll fuck yo click
'Cause I'll bend 'em over, in the shower
I'll do it for only two dollars (Hehehe)

jkjk overall very hot, cute and awesome personality

Hey michael
ahaha sksks heeyyy im gay

by lolololl:) August 7, 2021

Michael

Michael is a caring, intelligent and handsome young lad who has dark blond hair and eyes as blue as Mediterranean seawater. He is a bit of a nerd but often wears sporty clothes. He might seem like an indoor person, but in reality he travels loads and keeps trying extreme sports. He has an easy-going personality, is always loyal to friends and keen on helping others. He particularly enjoys watching TV shows from the 90s and discusses characters with friends as if they exist in real life. Michael is generally a technical and practical person, but he is secretly an idealist and a romantic. He is a closeted poet/pianist/painter who longs for beauty and love.

A: You tried hang gliding, finished reading Man's Search for Meaning, rewatched season 5 of Friends and learnt to play Nuvole Bianche over just one weekend? You are such a Michael!

by not_evil February 18, 2021

Michael

Is works at justin.inc

Michael beat me at fortnite and now works at justin.inc

by anonymous January 24, 2021

Michael

Always the smartest in the room . Knows how to get your girl whenever he wants to . He is also known for having a giant dick (10 Inches or bigger )

Oh Michael is coming u better hide your girlfriend boi

by Brutonium July 5, 2019

Michael

Michael is the kind of guy to make you laugh on your hardest days. Or when you don't expect it, he will smirk or give you a bright smile every so often. He is intelligent and has a super goofy personality. And when he shares his interests with you he will ask you to please try his interests too. Then you will adapt to them and start liking Michael even more and more until you can't stop thinking about him. He acts tuff but he's a softie on the inside. He dosnt show it all the time but, he really does care for you a tonnnnn. He will always keep the conversation going and keep things on a good level. He's silent but deadly and knows how to see around things. He is such an amazing guy, and I will forever love you M.X.M 😋

-K.E.I.S

Michael is such a goof ball, but a goof ball that I love

by Ksantos27 December 7, 2020

Michael

Michael is a mentally tough individual who has encountered quite a handful of hardships and difficult experiences throughout his life. He is also very fair and treats most of the people he meets similarly to the way they treat him and tolerates no sort of abuse or shit from anyone. However, at times, he may be overly-judgmental of certain people he runs into, but he is just relying on what his own gut and instinct tells him initially. Most importantly, he is also extremely unpredictable and not a person who you would want to associate as your enemy.

Never underestimate Michael because you may be surprised what he knows or what he is capable of.

by theoneandonlymichaelhimself94 April 17, 2022