Michael

When you meet a Michael, you will instantly fall in love with him. This is due to the spore cloud produced by Michaels upon meeting a new person. He can be very adorable at times whenever you are upset or just extremely hilarious. This is a ruse. A Michael has a seemingly perfect personality. They are comedic, loving, caring, cute, armed, dangerous, and nearby. They occasionally have personalities. He will hug you when you need one, even maybe kiss you. Again, do not be fooled. This is how Michaels begin the assimilation process. He does everything according to the hive mind and goes with the flow of consciousness that connects all Michaels. Michael will be naturally good at anything, one of the effects of the hive mind. Sometimes you will think to yourself what makes a Michael so perfect? The answer to this question is, as a general rule, not worth the risk. A Michael is ruthless, they'll do anything to further their agenda of world domination. They love to be violent, and will do so at the slightest inconvenience. Overall, Michael is the last person you will ever meet. If something feels wrong, worry. Michael's got you.

Threat level: 9.8/10

Weaknesses: None

Person 1: "hey look it's Michael"

Person 2 (wise): *starts running*

by Rootwalla March 27, 2022

Michael

Someone who is specifically 5’4, has a big dick, and never goes outside.

If you never see him outside, he’s a Michael.

by FalseSketch October 18, 2020

Michael

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by The wanti Santi April 18, 2021

michael

mr brightside <3 someone so sweet and caring, so nice to everyone and a great person to know and talk to

“hey dude do you know michael?”

“how could i not? he’s the best ever”

by puppyslvt March 10, 2022

Michael

Michael is somebody else, he wants to love life to the fullest, and enjoy the small moments, he is pretty nice once you get to know him, even though he hates himself, he has a bit of an ego but, will eventually overcome it, he wants something more in life, he doesn't know what he wants but he just wants something different, he cares for most people, and will do what he can to support others and help the people he loves

What do you want Michael?
I dont know, something that isn't this

by EastEndMike June 15, 2020

Michael

A very horny guy who constantly tells people how horny he is.

“Hey Michael just sent me a text saying he’s unbelievably hard rn”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”

by LeeLeif February 3, 2023

Michael

Michael is literally Hitler

Man Fuck That Michael guy he is literally Hitler

by MickleAFuckinPickle August 5, 2021