Melon

A melon is a word typically used to describe someone who has done or said something stupid.

John: Oh no I just shit my pants.
Harry: Wow you are a melon.

by Right in the bum May 17, 2016

Meloni

Neofascist italian politician, proclaims herself to be a woman, a mother, a Christian. She thinks that people spreading hate towards lgbtq+ community are actually exercising their rights.

A: DDL Zan wants to spread gender ideology in schools!

B: you must be voting Meloni, yes?

by Penguin00 November 21, 2021

melony

The most Beautiful person EVER!! also an adj to show that it belongs to Melea and Tony and that you bitchs are sooo fugly you don't deserve it!

EEKKK!! look at my Melony Mattress!!
Lets got to the Melony Mall
GAWD your soo stupid Melony Hates you
Wow....Melony is sooo beautiful, unlike lemon wedge who is ummm....just wrong

by abercombiboi January 29, 2005

melon grab

grabbing a women's breasts, or melons if shes holding them

hey lambchops can i grab your melons, melon grab

by alfonso_hueso June 7, 2009

Water melon

A food usually accompanied with fried chicken, and usually eaten by black people.

DAYUM NIGGA, I'Z BE NEEDINZ SOME WATER MELON.

by kitkahtz April 2, 2009

Wet Melon

When a female licks a man's scrotum until they are dripping with saliva and he then smacks her across the face with them.

Dude I told this chick to tongue my nuts and then I gave her a wet melon!

by kyle jarrell May 13, 2005

melonaide

homestarrunner's favorite drink

"strongbad, did you get that wood from behind marzipan's gazebo?"
"yeah, why?"
"it all started when i decided to drink thirdy-two glasses of melonaide"

by Maltaithiron + Mraaronguydude February 11, 2004