samus maximus

He is a true meme lord who everyone loves, but no homo

Samus Maximus is a true memester

by demolisher2005 July 2, 2019

maximus

maximus is a guy who doesnt have any rizz, and makes corny music that you just wish someone would turn off. he also has a micro dick.

"oh your names maximus, please leave my car"

by random_gamer123 June 19, 2023

Shitamus maximus

Your gluteus maximus becomes a Shitamus maximus when your taking a shit on the shitter.

"Tylers gluteus maximus quickly became a shitamus maximus when he ate at taco bell"

by mommyallana December 20, 2023

Asshateus Maximus

gluteus's brother

hey gluteus wassup

oh nothing hanging out with Asshateus Maximus

by MasterofDisaster95 September 30, 2016

Momicus Maximus

An ancient spell in Harry Potter that was invented my Dumbledore. Try it to find out what it does. :}

"Momicus Maximus," screamed Harry Potter.

by anonymous November 5, 2020

Maximus Lehnhardt Santiago

Miv lucciano

What you doin if cousin bubba gives you sloppy then Tyrone comes and fucks u up -famous words by Maximus lehnhardt santiago

by TRIPLEDAX December 6, 2023

MAXIMUS!!!

Good intentioned. Very dumb. Impulsive. Mysterious, but goofy. Optimistic. Probably a Sanguine-Melancholic. Handsome, slim, has realy bad hair, and is well endowed. As a friend of his, I would know all of this?

How do I confess to Maximus?
I don’t know.
I’ll never be able to tell him!
Don’t worry I’ll call him for you.
What?!
MAXIMUS!!!

by ✨Random Stranger ✨ February 4, 2022