mat return

Wrestling term. When you return your opponent to the mat.

Did you see that mat return? Yeah Emmi is a good wrestler!

by matreturn on instagram March 13, 2017

chat mat

like the australian noun "chat" but you add mat at the end when something really makes your blood boil. chat mat's are absolute incels with no rhyme or reason to exit other than to piss you off.

you: omg look, its chat mat himself.

your mate: stop being salty he rejected you and get over him

by crueltycrevice February 06, 2023

mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.

Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan

by DAS24 April 29, 2022

Loser Mat

loser mat when he actin like a bum

fucking loser mat dude 😂

by niggamonkballs February 18, 2024

mat vip

mat vip

hi mat vip

hi person

by thefogiscoming5885 February 27, 2023

Matse

The act of being cucked.

Guy 1: Bro I cant believe I got Matse'd by that absolute fucking chad last night
Guy 2: Get the strap dude!

by NeppoMonster November 10, 2018

Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.

Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.

by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018