Bate Mate

A European designed batch-rag. The bate mate is well-known for its superior performance and long-term reliability compared to the conventional tube sock.

"When I was overseas I couldn't believe that guys were still batching into a tube sock! Get a fuckin bate mate buddy!"

"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."

"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."

"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"

by The Smifter March 25, 2012

Q-Mates

People living together while under quarantine.

I got yelled at for walking outside in a group today, but it was just me and my q-mates.

by ShorewoodScott April 1, 2020

Hole Mate

A vagina's soul mate; having found the perfect penis.

I experience amazing sexual stimulation and epic orgasms now that I've found my hole mate.

by JNGT220 April 23, 2015

Beat mate

A straight person you masterbate with in a hetro way.

Nah quick and I are just beat mate's.

by Talbert December 11, 2020

chao mates

Friends who kiss and have sex but with no commitment whatsoever the two can date outside

I am not dating brad we kissed yes but thats only cause we are chao mates

by Jraeyy February 10, 2018

clup mate

A Drink Out of a plant

Clup Mate The best soft Drink ever made

by Niclasske January 2, 2017

alo mate

The best greeting ever! People who say 'alo mate' are the best type of people.

"Hey"
"Alo Mate"
"OMG, I just know ur funny"

by MeatBallerzz March 10, 2022