doofus maneuver

An idiotic move or gesture by a person considered to be unusually inept at basic life skills.

He made his usual doofus maneuver last night when he spilled his drink on that hot chick.

by Chris / Kansasville/ Wisconsin March 26, 2017

lumpy maneuver

Blowing into someone's large intestine to give them CPR. It's considered 100% ineffective and fatal.

Did you hear how he just did the Lumpy maneuver on that guy? What an idiot.

by Shailushai December 22, 2023

Manure Maneuver

When your girl shits on your cock while doing anal and she eats it off

Bro my girl did the best manure maneuver

by BrentSon69 September 29, 2021

Penis Maneuver

A interesting act done by males in order to preduce pleasure also know as jacking off,wanking,or{mastubating}.

Greg! I did the penis maneuver so hard last night!

by Urmumswasher July 30, 2020

razor maneuver

When your having sex with a girl while the guy is shaving her pubes off her pussy

John: yo I gave my girlfriend a razor maneuver last night.
Nathan: woah dude wish I could try that but I’m lonely

by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018

Claussen’s maneuver

Claussen’s manuever is a move of northern european origin, used as a marker word for when a person in a professional environment such as work has a boyfriend, husband or wife, and someone is trying to get with the person in question.

«Damn. She is so pretty. But I heard she has a boyfriend. Ill have to do a Claussen’s Maneuver to get her in bed.»

by Speedy Gonzales 69 April 5, 2024

the 8 ball maneuver

when you almost win at 8 ball and then fuck it up like 1 second away from actually winning

guy 1: ahhh i almost won at 8 ball
guy 2: yeah dude, you pulled the 8 ball maneuver

by idunnowhattosay May 11, 2018