Major song

A song that literally everbody has heard. Everywhere you go when someone sings it, you and all the other people in that area will know what song it is. Most of these asre not good songs but most are too.

Some major songs include: Gonna make you sweat (Everybody dance now), Hot in herre, Cant touch this, I'm Too Sexy, Ice Ice Baby, Burning Love, You should know the rest...

by I have heard all the major son October 2, 2009

major swipe

when a man has a huge dick
definately a turn on

ooooo, yummy, that guy has major swipe
i wonder if he has a gf

by missygmoney April 25, 2008

Major Hal

Major Hal is an internet guru known for intelligence and humor; he's most famous for his parodys of the wigger community personified through his character L-Breezy. He also has a 14 inch penis

Dude, you totally Major Haled that test question, you're gonna get an A!

chic voiceWow, I knew you were packin, but who knew you had a Major Hal!chic voice

by Major Hal October 26, 2004

Theater Major

Some of the most petty people that are on a campus. They’re either really nice or the human equivalent of Satan’s Athletes Foot. Either the best people you will meet, the embodiment of evil, or both. These freaks do nothing but bitch, complain, talk shit, and hang out in the theater like a bunch of vampires. Unless you’re one of them, you don’t see them. It’s an acceptable cult.

“So, what field are you in?”
“Oh, I’m a theater major.”
“GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!”

by Drowningindebt February 11, 2018

majority of people

the majority of people don’t even realize after WW2 the western world has been manipulated to feed off them. That’s why we have women’s rights and civil rights and school to brainwash children. That’s why in the 1960s anyone could get a record deal. Now today the music industry hires only what they want people to hear and what profits them the most.

majority of people are brainwashed and asleep. Keep staring into the abyss. heehee

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 17, 2020

Drum Major

The last fart let before the person decides to go take a crap. The Drum Major is so named, because it leads the parade of feces out of the colon, as a Drum Major would lead the band in a parade down the street.

Innocent bystander: "Man, that fart smelled TERRIBLE! Was that you?"

Guilty party: "Yeah, that was the Drum Major. Guess I'll go take a crap."

by PilotBoboe January 15, 2009

art major

A quiet kid that got pushed too far and now turns into a propaganda machine. Gets hit on the head so much in school that they forgot how to draw and how to copyright and drop out. needs a rich respectable family to fix him again.

"look at this art major. he will destroy everything in his path without realizing it"

by Avery Williams October 14, 2017