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Major song

A song that literally everbody has heard. Everywhere you go when someone sings it, you and all the other people in that area will know what song it is. Most of these asre not good songs but most are too.
Some major songs include: Gonna make you sweat (Everybody dance now), Hot in herre, Cant touch this, I'm Too Sexy, Ice Ice Baby, Burning Love, You should know the rest...
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Fake Major

A person whose form of study leads them to hate on all other majors;

a form of study where the information could just as easily be found on Google and has no need to go to college for it;
A college major that has been paid for when it would have been better off just paying overdue library fines and receiving the same education.
"You are pursuing a fake major because the only job you will get will be working at a Starbucks."
by Damarcus Winstavious April 29, 2013
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major chrome

Not a admin abuser, not even an admin, just a very cynical person.
MajorChrome: I hate everyone
by G2 January 8, 2004
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Major alert

Major alert mA-jurh-AH-lur-

On one of FaZe clan member Adapt videos, he is in a right situation, causing him to scream “Major alert”. This term skyrocketed the channel and their twitter, with other FaZe Clan members such as FaZe Nikan or FaZe Banks to post it. These terms as well relate with other terms such as bang her later or lit later. This term has caused popularity to increase, brining in more social media followers, subscribers, views, and popularity.
Teacher: Pop quiz you motherfuckers!
Male students grades 8th-12th: Major Alert! Alert the alert!
by Just helping out. November 8, 2017
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majority of people

the majority of people don’t even realize after WW2 the western world has been manipulated to feed off them. That’s why we have women’s rights and civil rights and school to brainwash children. That’s why in the 1960s anyone could get a record deal. Now today the music industry hires only what they want people to hear and what profits them the most.
majority of people are brainwashed and asleep. Keep staring into the abyss. heehee
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 17, 2020
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Drum Major

The last fart let before the person decides to go take a crap. The Drum Major is so named, because it leads the parade of feces out of the colon, as a Drum Major would lead the band in a parade down the street.
Innocent bystander: "Man, that fart smelled TERRIBLE! Was that you?"

Guilty party: "Yeah, that was the Drum Major. Guess I'll go take a crap."
by PilotBoboe January 15, 2009
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major dissasterificageness

Pronounced: May-jor Dis-ast-er-if-ic-age-ness
Pretty much means: Realy flicking bad ... Or we're screwed

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Stephen- Chemistry exam tomorrow uh?
Jamie- Major dissasterificageness!
by Jamie Duncan April 30, 2008
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