maggot 

1- The worm-like larva of most flies.

2- An insult, meaning "worthless person".

1- Maggots are often found in unprotected meat.

2- "Move on, you lazy maggot!"

maggot by Naryar March 30, 2009

Maggie's Farm Day

A day at work that requires you to drive home while listening to the song "Maggie's Farm" at a very high volume. Either the Bob Dylan or Rage Against the Machine version will work, the Rage version is more therapeutic but may result in road rage. This song does provide excellent stress relief after a "Maggie's Farm Day".

Wife: "Hey honey, how was your day?"

Husband: "I had a real Maggie's Farm Day at work. I listened to Maggie's Farm on the way home, cussed at a few drivers, and now I feel fine...let's go have a nice dinner."

Wife: "Sounds great!"

Maggie's Farm Day by thenumbersdork April 5, 2009

maggot 

Contrary to popular belief, the word maggot does NOT refer to Slipknot's fans. It was started by a United States Marine Corps Drill Instructor. He used as an insult to motivate recuits going through boot camp.

Where the hell are you going maggot?! No one dismissed you yet!!! (usually yelled about 1/4 of an inch from your face)

maggot by LDW September 17, 2004

Maggie 

A girl who has not dated because she has only one guy on her mind. She is amazing, has really strict parents and is loving only to people she likes. She may seem rough around the edges to the people who don't know her, but if you love her and she loves you, you will find her to be so loving. Has great eyes(most commonly green) and knows how to make people blush(including herself)

Girl#1 eww I hate maggie
Girl#2 what you talking about maggie is the bomb!!!

Maggie by jjmmmek March 1, 2017

Magged 

1. The past tense of vomiting (see: wordmag/word)
2. Having reached a state of great intoxication

Man, that asshole magged all over my floor!

Magged by Anonymous May 18, 2003

maagi 

A slut

That woman is a real maagi!

maagi by avix_007 August 29, 2003

Maggie jo 

The most beautiful girl in the universe. She is very kind and extremely smart 90's on every test. She is very good at atheletics like hockey baseball track and field etc. She is more perfect than perfect. If you are lucky enough that she loves you take it love her with all your heart she deserves the best. Love her endlessly tell her she is beautiful everyday because she always looks gorgeous never looked bad never will. Cherish her. She is the best of the best

Man: who is that?
Guy: Maggie jo
Man: she is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life

Maggie jo by The real homie May 16, 2016