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Madison

A very boujee valley girl who just wants to be loved. Madisons find themselves sexually attractive to douchey frat boys, typically found at Lamda and also typically of african american decent. Madisons always have extra long limbs and wear their hair up to draw attention to their slender necks. They are always super annoying and clingy, and don't like being alone. Madison's favorite activity is whale-watching in the heart of golden Napa valley while sipping Limoncello and eating baguettes. Most likely a biology major. Madisons are not funny.
Look at that girl wearing Patagonia, it must be a Madison!
by blasianluvaaa May 31, 2018
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Madison

a rude ass bitch that is shit faced after a sip of twisted tea. She loves to talk shit about people she doesn't know, and is a whore. A cock suckin dick lickin bastardly fucked up hoe that should just mind her own business.
Hey did u hear, Madison fucked that fat kid last night !!
by timron October 4, 2019
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Madison

A girl who is pity and wants attention, very basic.
"She used to be cool but now she's totally a Madison."
by ThatOneGirlWhoLovesGates November 16, 2016
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Madison

A bitch who will steal your boyfriend.

Wears too much eye make-up.
She wants is dick from any guy she can get it.
She would be a really great friend but she spreads rumors about everyone even her friends.
She thinks she can fight anyone.
She's Two-Faced
Girl 1: Did you hear that rumor about you?
Girl 2: No, what did you hear?
Girl 1: Madison said you're Pregnant
Girl 2: Wow, I thought she was my friend.
by 125437843 July 24, 2014
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Madison

Usually black, can tend to interrupt people and seem pretty annoying.
by Your mom is thicc August 2, 2018
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james madison

Our smallest founding father and president. Kind of a dick. Wrote the federalist papers with Alexander Hamilton before siding with his boyfriend Thomas Jefferson
James Madison won't talk to me, I only called him useless what's his deal??
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Madison Disease

When you're eWhoring and you sell your pictures/videos for less than a dollar each or charge less than $20 for a package
you selling a single pic for $5? you got the madison disease bro
by madisondisease August 18, 2021
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