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Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.
*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.
by Richie Roach October 15, 2023
mugGet the Jiffy Lubemug.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
mugGet the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug.

D-Lube

An innovation from the good people at Dyson technologies that moisturizes with a KY-derivitive mist to remedy excessive drying that may result from D-blading.
I was so dry after d-blading, thank goodness for the D-lube.
by Ligua Frank-a November 16, 2013
mugGet the D-Lubemug.

Nature's anti-lube

Noun: Sand; specifically it's detrimental effects on the act of attempted coitus on a beach.
"It was all so romantic until about a shovel full of nature's anti-lube got in the way and we had to stop."
by spookfish May 9, 2021
mugGet the Nature's anti-lubemug.

Lube Tube

Two people covered in lubricant holding eachother forming a ring shape. A third person also lubed up penetrates both individuals using his hands or feet.
Jill: I’m so bored
Samuel: I think we should do a lube tube with eachother to not be bored
by BundaBandit789 April 24, 2024
mugGet the Lube Tubemug.

Lube

When your masturbating And you don’t want crusty semen on your dick so you use lube.
Jake:Pass me the lube imma mastubate
Frank:Don’t waste all the lube imma use it later
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
mugGet the Lubemug.

mississippi mud lube

When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.
The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.
by Kylepompom April 24, 2016
mugGet the mississippi mud lubemug.

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