Liberal Party of Canada

A center-left political party in Canada. It arrogantly views itself as 'the natural governing party'. The party has relatively few firm beliefs and is willing to bend whatever way it thinks will win an election. Recently, it has become primarily a party of cities in eastern Canada due to its ignorance of the economic and gradual population shift to western Canada, contempt towards rural Canada, and shameless pandering to certain immigrant groups, some of which have terrorist ties - such as the Tamil Tigers, at the expense of what is in Canada's interest. No party in Canada is more committed to advancing the (misguided) cause of globalization.

The party's base is a hodge-podge of misguided left wing activists who think a mainstream party will bring about change, wealthy Bay Street globalist elitists, certain immigrant groups whose allegiances lie more with their original homeland than Canada, and yuppies.

One positive achieved by this party was its sound financial stewardship while Paul Martin was Finance Minister and Prime Minister. The party seems to have abandoned this fiscally conservative approach since losing power, as they have indicated that they believe running even larger deficits than the currently governing Conservative Party is somehow the best way to overcome the dismal economic situation.

The Liberal Party of Canada lost power in 2006. With their current leader, Michael Ignatieff, and lack of backbone, they will never scrape into a narrow minority government, let alone win a majority.

by Knifer11 September 21, 2010

liberalz

people who spew musty, discredited philosophies invented by dead white guys with beards, and are simultaneously the last word in ultra-hip, MTV-style rebellion.

I saw a bunch of teenage liberalz down by the malt shop, wearing Che Guevara T-shirts and $200 sneakers.

by Blenderman June 1, 2005

liberal ploy

An illusion of fear created by democrats to make liberal policies come to

action.

Global warming- Scientists say October 2009 was coldest on record in North

America. However, Al Gore go to the UN during a blizzard wanting to save trees

so he uses the global warming card as a liberal ploy.

Swine flu- The democrats are making swine flu seem like a larger international

crisis than the black plague. No more deaths will come of swine flu than regular

flu. In spring 2010, liberals will use swine flu as a success story in a liberal

ploy for universal health care.

2009 Stimulus package- Obama wanted to reinvest in the economy through

infrastructure and jobs. However he invested in millions in saving animals in

California (Pelosi country). What a liberal ploy.

by seanbmoredudeyeahbuddy November 19, 2009

liberate

to steal or appropriate something

He must have attempted to liberate a frozen dinner from their house, because they jumped down his throat the next day.

by The Return of Light Joker June 16, 2009

Liberal Media

Media sources that rely on confirmed facts and clearly differentiate between journalism and editorial.

"That liberal media keeps tryin' to say Obama was born in America even though I know he was born in Kenya!"

by F. O'Bannion September 11, 2011

Liberals

People who give a shit about their fellow man.

Liberals "I cam empathize with disadvantaged people and feel that all folks deserve a fair chance to achieve the America Dream."
Crazy person "You and all socialist anti-American fascist Liberals should be shot for treason."

by Dougie #0001 September 10, 2009

hippie liberal douche bag

a person that usually resides in the bay area that tries to force you to live under their rules of life and can't understand why you hate them. they also think its still the 1960's and havent had a hair cut or bath since then.

If that hippie liberal douche bag trys to peel 1 bumber sticker off the back of their Volvo it'll fall apart.

by lil connor the anchor April 10, 2006