Skip to main content

I Lechoo

"I Lechoo" is a slurred "I Let You".

It grants permission, even if permission was not required or sought. This can be used to admonish, praise, chide, tease, or approve, depending on the context.

"I lechoo"'s negative form is "dunlechoo".
A friend uses his chopsticks to steal sushi from your plate
Your response: I lechoo taste my otoro (fatty tuna)

There's a female sunbathing by the pool. A dirty old man walks up and stands next to her, staring.
He says: Hey baby, I lechoo be all hot n'stuff, aye?
Her response: I dunlechoo get it up, sick perv. deploying her pepper spray
by Wryjin October 19, 2005
mugGet the I Lechoo mug.

leacher

A leacher is an unimposing person that always accompanies another person which in most cases is very beautiful and self-confident. Leachers do not have a social situation for themselves, instead they are taking benefit of the person they are conducting. Most beautiful girls are surrounded by at least one leaching girl. Strong men also have leachers, mostly wimps trying to take benefit.
"Hey PJ, lets get out to have some fun." -> "But who is gonna drive?" -> "Hmm, lets ask Lauch, he sucks but he has a car."
In this example everybody is happy, two guys getting a car plus a chauffeur and one guy (the leacher) getting social life.
by WOS October 6, 2005
mugGet the leacher mug.
Related Words

Lechmere

To purchase goods in anticipation of returning them for a full refund after use. Named for a defunct electronics store in Cambridge, MA that offered a "no questions asked" return policy. See "catch and release."
We're gonnah Lechmere some speakahs for the pahty; we can't afford ta keep them.
by Danny_T November 27, 2006
mugGet the Lechmere mug.

Leach Alound

When a handjob is given during the act of anal sex, by a chinese man.
Chinese Man 1: Ooooh that hurt soo good.
Chinese Man 2: Here I give you leach alound make it better!
by Ron Roberto July 9, 2010
mugGet the Leach Alound mug.

Leech-Joke

A leech-joke;

When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.

The leech-joke will commonly receive:

a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
A Social Example of a Leech-Joke in Practice:

(To group at table)

Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..

(raucous laughter)

(at same table, seconds later)

Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!

(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
by NutsNGum September 13, 2011
mugGet the Leech-Joke mug.

Leech

A. Someone who solicits pity so that anyone will give them help and then takes advantage.

B. Someone who appears as if they have everything under control if you “just help them until they find a job” and then when they do they pay you back a portion to disguise what they are until they loose there job or quit because of “harsh work environments” to regain pity from the person they are leeching from.
“Tommy is such a leech! He is staying with me until he gets a job but he doesn’t look like he is getting one any time soon.”
by Amber Campbell August 19, 2018
mugGet the Leech mug.

Tweet Leech

A person who parasitically latches on to a celebrity tweeter, incessantly retweeting and tagging them to draw popularity in a manner similar to that of a leech drawing blood.
Person A: MattandDavid tagged me in a tweet, and now I have 1263 followers!

Person B: How comes?

Person A: I re-tweeted and tagged them non-stop for 14 hours, so I think it's a payback thing.

Person B: You utter Tweet Leech.
by bk-kaboom April 13, 2011
mugGet the Tweet Leech mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email