The best striker in the world, if leon is on your tem ur gonna win absolutely everything!
its gonna be 40-0 win every game. he also has a giant cock.
its gonna be 40-0 win every game. he also has a giant cock.
Friend: Oi mate we won 8-0 last game!
Me: no way! i bet LEON MCCALL scored them all
friend: yes mate! of course he did!
Me: no way! i bet LEON MCCALL scored them all
friend: yes mate! of course he did!
by JOHJKLUuusmandembele February 1, 2023
Get the Leon McCallmug. Worlds stinkiest man. Bunks in the toilet just to smell like utter shits. Only showers when his parents are in the room
by grcjn_ March 17, 2025
Get the Leonmug. When two hillbillies or other form of low class degenerates argue over very obscure or meaningless things to modern society such as fish or dear meat. Usually these arguments are fueled by 3.2 beer or other low quality booze
After a long day of drinking fine American Pilsner Bob did not want to share his fish bounty with Joe this resulting in a Leon Standoff
by T-DrizzleDrop69 August 4, 2017
Get the Leon Standoffmug. A dude who wants to „ChakaBalla“ everyday and loves to drink an enormous amount of liquor and likes to joke about homosexuals. He enjoys being around a lot of people. His biggest fears are fat women or pregnancies. When you see a Leon you can feel positivity going trough the air right into your brain. His gentle and polite behaviour comes with one bad thing, his laugh. His laugh may be annoying but it will let you laugh with him and forget your problems.
by Pooeater November 22, 2021
Get the Leonmug. Leon is the type of man that treats Jesus with so much love and respect.
He will make out and make love with her, making her feel very special.
He doesn't judges her for having the name Jesus Christ and is forever his soulmate and one true love.
All the girls for Leon suck and are trash.
He will make out and make love with her, making her feel very special.
He doesn't judges her for having the name Jesus Christ and is forever his soulmate and one true love.
All the girls for Leon suck and are trash.
by LebanonJames December 19, 2023
Get the Leon & Jesusmug. Leon and Jesus will be going on their first date today (December 20th, 2023) at the mall. A Leon will arrive exactly at 5:00 PM, not wanting to pardon his lady. Leons are the type of guys who are very gentleman-like and are extremely loyal to their partners. Their are also very highly intelligent and knows when someone tries to take advantage of them.
He doesn't allow cheaters in his life and he is not a simp to be with a woman that has a boyfriend, especially her boyfriend thug. Leon unfortunately has a crazy woman who loves Satan and is a massive control-freak, but his girlfriend Jesus Christ will knock the shit out of her to eternal hell, Jesus being extremely loyal to Leon her boyfriend.
A Leon is very lucky to have such a loyal girlfriend like Jesus that accepts him for who he is, never tried to control him in a manipulative matter, and loves him with unconditional love. That crazy woman with children is an unfaithful, lying, decitful, devil-worshipping, cheating, control racist loser that will literally be with Leon to avoid going to hell. But the prophecy is already written that Leon's girlfriend will punch her to eternal hell forever.
A Leon is a very lucky man to have Jesus Christ in his life.
He doesn't allow cheaters in his life and he is not a simp to be with a woman that has a boyfriend, especially her boyfriend thug. Leon unfortunately has a crazy woman who loves Satan and is a massive control-freak, but his girlfriend Jesus Christ will knock the shit out of her to eternal hell, Jesus being extremely loyal to Leon her boyfriend.
A Leon is very lucky to have such a loyal girlfriend like Jesus that accepts him for who he is, never tried to control him in a manipulative matter, and loves him with unconditional love. That crazy woman with children is an unfaithful, lying, decitful, devil-worshipping, cheating, control racist loser that will literally be with Leon to avoid going to hell. But the prophecy is already written that Leon's girlfriend will punch her to eternal hell forever.
A Leon is a very lucky man to have Jesus Christ in his life.
Leon and Jesus forever in love. No one can separate each other, not even that wicked crazy witch and her equally crazy thug boyfriend.
May God bless them!
May God bless them!
by LebanonJames December 19, 2023
Get the Leon and Jesusmug.