Lay an egg

To take a big shit

"I've got to go lay an egg!!!"

by sunnystormyblue April 17, 2021

lay mud

to drop a shit, hang a terd.

Glenn was watching German porn and the man lay mud on the womens cheast

by mick June 08, 2004

lay waste

verb. to defecate on an object

I laid waste to the bed.

by PsyK March 18, 2005

ad lay

Pig latin for the word lad.

"Oi ad lay, hows it going?"

by johnnygun August 22, 2009

Lay DD

A strange affliction that takes place usually after sex. In the standard lover and beloved situation when person A is more excited about the hook up than person B they will try to prolong the entire experience. Exhibited by frantic post sex cuddling and annoyingly persistent shoulder and neck kisses.

So I had my fuck buddy over last night but afterward she wouldn't stop moving. Worst case of lay dd ever.

by mini wig June 19, 2010

Lay an egg

(in business jargon) to produce an output or result

We're waiting for Jim's project to finish and lay an egg before we can start taking on new staff.

by Jared Pollock August 25, 2017

Lay Hat

To strike and/or hit a person so hard that if they were wearing a hat it would now be laying on the ground

to a boxer- "alright you just need to go out there and lay hat"

by Ginga Ninja820 February 12, 2011