LAMS

Laughing at myself

1. Acronym letting people know you are having a good time.

2. A self-depreicating, self-counscious realization that you wrote something stupid, but are too lazy to delete it and type again, therefore only add LAMS

The cat just jumped on my lap and scared the shit out of me. LAMS

I just picked up the preparation H instead of the clearasil. LAMS

I've been on facebook so long, my dinner burnt to a crisp. LAMS

Sorry I didn't text you, I dropped my phone in the toilet. LAMS

Damn, more nose hair! LAMS

by Max T. Linguist November 26, 2009

amber lamps

Amber Lamps is also slang for bring M&M's.

Bring the Amber Lamps.

by germyfromirc February 17, 2010

lamesbury

A word that kids from Amesbury , Massachusetts use instead of Amesbury. They often call their town this.

Kid 1: Hey, wanna hang out?

Kid 2: Sure but there's nothing to do in lamesbury.

by ydoyoucare May 8, 2014

lamesbian

A person, male or female, that is in-between or both a lame person and a lesbian; not strictly sexually. This term might be used to offend, but not necessarily so, depending on the situation.

I thought she was nice, but then she opened Minecraft and started talking to another guy, so I realized she's just a lamesbian.

by Phunnnn December 27, 2015

Lamdaus

A state of frightening confusion about one's status in a relationship.

"He was in a lamdaus when she bolted out of his apartment."

by Shazla July 21, 2016

lamdod

An animal that pants like a dog and sucks a lot of dick.

Pam is a lamdod.

by thatgirlshouldbeme November 15, 2017

Lampshade Brigade

When you're doing the hanky panky with a girl and then you make cumzies all over her face. You then put a lampshade on her head and turn on a black light so her face illuminates with cum. Then you pull out you gun and shoot her in the cunt.

I lampshade brigade, you lampshade brigade, we all lampshade brigade. Dookie Donkage!

by SpewtalBroccis August 9, 2019