Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.

"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."

by Robbie Carton Comedian July 28, 2022

Kentucky Krusty

When the sock is used a second time.

`Damn Jake was willing to try a Kentucky Krusty when his parents left.

by Krankh September 10, 2023

the Krusty Kemp

A 5 star restaurant where everyone wants to go in the bikini botom

jame:hello?... is this the krusty kemp?.... NO THIS IS PARKER
parker: pye barker van parker lego movie

by YellowSnow121 April 8, 2025

Dirty Kristy

Dirty Kristy is when she is dead asleep and didn't wake up to the loud ass bathroom door scraping across the floor any of the 5 times you used it, then you decide to beat your meat and the sound of you unzipping your pants causes her to raise up out of bed like the fucking Undertaker.

I went to play with myself last night and my girl pulled a Dirty Kristy.

by AssaBlanka February 13, 2026

Doing a Krusty

Milking the absolute fuck out of a job to the point it is ridiculous. Meanwhile holding up the entire work force for your own financial benefits. But the boss turns a blind eye cause your tounging his/ her bung

Have a go at this cunt, been waiting here an hour cause this dog rooting cunt is doing a krusty, I just want to go home

by Yeahnahyouracunt June 28, 2023