Bush knocker

someone who has a fetish for excessively hairy vaginas.

tom, you bush knocker go get that chick!

by zazy z December 21, 2010

Cunt Kickers

A drink intended for females. 8 oz or pony size "chick beer" or "cheerleader beer"

I've got a 12 banger of Cunt Kickers at the house, come on by!

by DrSherpa September 7, 2013

faggit knocker

a person who knocks a faggit in to place

gay dude; Uhh, why did you hit me.

ben coy; I was knocking your gayass into place you faggit knocker .

by dookie twirl August 13, 2016

like a crystal cow in knackerland

Used of something or someone unsuited to a given environment, placed there hopefully for well-intended reasons but left defenceless. From a decision by the relevant authorities in Dublin, Ireland in recent years to mount life-size statues of cows in various media and colours in outdoor locations throughout the centre of the city. The cows were soon vandalised, including one dainty little critter with an elaborate design of cut glass that was left, as you do, in one of the less salubrious areas of the city centre and promptly smashed.

She left little Johnny off at school to face the roughest class in the place, like a crystal cow in knackerland.

by Fearman February 10, 2008

Half Knacker

(hahf nak-er)

n. British

Half of a house brick, to be used as a projectile.

Hey, wrap snow around this Half Knacker and throw it at that old woman.

by kickRS December 29, 2006

jesus kickers

1. Someone's feet that are so big, that when they walk, they kinda look like they are trying to kick Jesus off his cloud.
2. A pair of shoes that are too big for the person wearing them

1. that dude has some serious jesus kickers, he should do what those Chinese women do and gradualy make them smaller before he wakes up The Son Of God
2.That clown has the biggest Jesus kickers this side of the known frontier

by Charlie Mcnamara December 1, 2006

pee-knocker

a mythical item used on cold days when you are outside taking a leak and the piss freezes mid-stream.

You gotta knock the frozen piss off before you can continue your business.

It was so cold this morning I thought I was going to need a pee-knocker after I took my morning whiz.

by rxjohnk January 15, 2009