Kirk

To legally steal or rob

The Minnesota Vikings and Jacksonville Jaguars have players that kirk from them really well.

by NFLC March 14, 2022

Kirk Franklin

Kirk Franklining youmeans you will get cussed out if you disrespect me and my family

We were having a reasonable conversation when someone said something out of pocket and I issued a warning telling them “don’t make me Kirk Franklin” you

by The original Queen Bee March 16, 2021

Kirking

slang for dying
Also used to describe explicit action including the genitalia area

“omg this is so funny im literally kirking”

by SOStipdi October 22, 2025

Kirk

Verb: suffering consequences of what the person stand/stood for
Act of doing something bad in prol of something good

My friend got kirked because he was rude to someone on the street
I kirked you because you did something without thinking

by Ytsprmc-fighter September 16, 2025

Kirked

It's the word "Killed and Murked" morphed in one, specifically if the person died from a wound in the neck.

David: Hey! Did you hear what happened to Marley?
Steve: No. What happened?
David: Marley got kirked!
Steve: That poor man. I will make sure to give his family my condolences!

by Jesús Cristo September 13, 2025

kirking

The act of acquiring an extra hour or two of sleep through the use of a vague medical condition as an excuse. Kirking requires you to show up at 9:30 to 10:00 am thus allowing you to maintain your ability to give others a rash of shit if they take a sick day.

"It's 9:30 and the boss still isn't here. He must be kirking this morning."

by Jbski April 27, 2017

Kirked

a wildly irrational reaction or spell of behavior; to freak-out

Guy: Dude my girlfriend 'kirked'/'kirked-out' when I told her my ex was at that party last night.

by H_fit May 29, 2018