mediocre kind

you’re nice enough to keep a hook up around but keep your distance enough even though they may still fall in love with you

“I don’t know why this boi is in love with me I was just mediocre kind.”

by TOEtally unkind January 9, 2022

kind joey

Kind joey is a sexual act involving a hot chick going down on a guy with a small penis because she feels bad for him.

This chick rejected me, but she gave me a kind joey, so I don't care.

by Jellyfish998 October 5, 2017

post coital kindness

A state of euphoric.bliss following sex in which one partner showers the other with annoying compliments after completion of a sexual encounter.

After Charlotte rode Graham like a wild Shackelford pony, he was overwhelmed with post coital kindness rendering his partner helpless.

by Rod Ba July 30, 2017

An act of kindness

A phrase that is an alternate word started on r/thomastheplankengine on reddit as an alternate way of saying smash.

u/FoolishlyBad: An act of kindness or an act of villany?
u/Microsoft: An act of kindness

by feichang_piaoliang 非常漂亮 January 30, 2025

Kind Fart

A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.

Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?

Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*

by Downr@nge December 1, 2016

she’s kind

something said in an olivia rodrigo song

person 1: damn she’s like so kind
person 2: hey urban dictionary says there’s an error in this form
person 1: oh yea that’s because i forgot to say the exact phrase “she’s kind”

by byeeeebyeeeemsamericainpieeeee June 19, 2021

courting kind

Someone love being in a relationship and usually more in love with the idea of love.

That pop star is the courting kind

by spen53 May 14, 2018