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To Khan Someone

To crush the skull of someone between your hands
To Khan Someone means to kill someone by caving in their skull

Khan: Grabs Markus
Markus: *Screams*
Khan: YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME SLEEP!
Markus: *Screams some more*
*CRUNCH*
by Some rando out there December 7, 2022
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Nabeeha Khan

She is the best teacher anyone can ever have. She is my learning strategies teacher and she makes class fun. I hope she can be my teacher for English next year. :)
Me: You have Nabeeha Khan as your teacher. You are going to have so much fun.
by Kamyar is gay December 12, 2022
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restart the khan academy

Something everybody wishes they could do but can't because khan academy has been declining the feature constantly.

There intention is for a growth mind set.
The reality is the people reading the suggestions sound like a**holes and the kids just skip threw the questions after getting one so they get a 100. They have almost the worst customer service of all time, the only slightly worse customer service is a Fast food place being run half by 14 year olds at job days. Is khan academy not aware of the requests and that people skip it anyways.
Kid: I wish I could restart the khan academy

Kid 2: Yeah me too, I will make a feature request

Khan Worker: We have firmly chosen our decision to piss off kids, I mean not add that feature. We want to encourage a growth mind set.
by w,erkmfkdmwqa April 29, 2021
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Shaka Khan

A word/phrase that can used as an exclamation... perhaps instead of sayingyelling "dude!?", or "WTF!?" after someone steals your food (for example).
by skelstar February 22, 2010
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Farhan Khan

Farhan Khan is a person that supposedly "reveals" illuminati but we have recently discovered Farhan has been putting up weird images of subliminaly showing the devil.
by Jon the revealer May 26, 2011
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Wangus Khan

Genghis' long lost twin. Ghengis wiped him from all historical texts.
Wangus Khan smokes weinerburgers.
by Zack H. (pro TDer) March 21, 2005
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Zaynab Khan

Zaynab Khan is an old Arabic insult stemming from the word عنيف which translates to Aggressive.

The insult originated from people mocking one of Genghis khan's Wives which was highly aggressive, ordering the death of hundreds just to satisfy her boredom

A person would typically call someone else Zaynab Khan or just Zaynab / Khan to emphasise there barbaric behaviour or there unsensitive attitudes towards less fortunate people.

The word is rarely used now but is more frequently used by older generations
Stop acting like a Zaynab/ khan, that poor kid did nothing wrong to you

Stop being rude to the homeless your acting like Zaynab Khan
by Fassoun June 24, 2023
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