Mary and Kelsey

Fucking badass and sisters forever(:
Do crazy shit. Get hot guys(beans)

Love Stepbrothers and inside jokes.

The coolest girls you'll know.

Person1: Mary and Kelsey?
Person 2: Fucking badass!

by KKSMMA October 19, 2010

Devin and Kelsey

Devin won’t like Kelsey until he knows her more and will fall for her

Devin and Kelsey are the best couple you could have

by Jackman January 8, 2020

Dirty kelsey

With a friend in the bathroom you can commit a dirty kelsey by quickly whipping your top off and going down on the girl that your friend thought he had pulled knowing full well she is on her period.

I wanted to taste her period so when my mate went the loo I done a dirty kelsey on his girl.

by Mush1234 October 29, 2021

Pull a Kelsey

To pee in a sink

Eliza:Omg I'm so drunk and I have to go pee!
Fiona:Well there's a sink right there, just pull a Kelsey...
(Both stare at the sink)

by Clickyclick2096 May 15, 2016

Dirty Kelsey

A man who can sniff out a lady on her period and knowing this will at the first opportunity bury his head between her legs. Becomes more excited the more mess.

I know you were just going the loo but I could tell she was on her period so had to do a dirty Kelsey. Don't worry she didn't know it wasn't you.

by Mush1234 October 28, 2021

National Kelsey Appreciation Day

25th april is a day to appreciate kelsey day! a day all to themselves, buy them a gift

“did you hear its national kelsey appreciation day”
“guess that means i’ll buy her chocolate”

by smoketreess April 24, 2023

Wet Kelsey

A rare variety of wetter that objects to being labelled a wetter and then attempts to redirect the conversation

You could tell she was being a proper Wet Kelsey

by ThePugDaddy April 4, 2023