Keith Barry

An Irish magician known for being extremely pompous and name-dropping at every oppurtunity. Sure, his magic is good - but he's no David Blaine. Releases a DVD every so often to cash in on the fact that people think he is any good.
Keith Barry: So then I did this card trick for Leonardo Dicaprio and he was amazed and I let him hang out with me for a few days.

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Guy #1: Hey did you see Keith Barry's show on telly last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, it'd be good if he wasn't such an arrogant piece of shite. I mean like, he's no David Blaine.
by John DoyleX2006 December 28, 2005
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A Keith

A wicked awesome person who always gives way more than he gets . Hes too nice and it usually works to his detriment.
Man did you see what that guy just gave me. He just pulled a Keith
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Keith Smith

A male/female that normally is found in the countryside, often look like they’ve been struck by lightning. Known for schrumming young boys outside of schools.
Quickly run away there’s a Keith Smith over there!
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Keith Ensminger

The comp sci teacher at Cumberland valley Keith Ensminger totally for sure definitely not fake made c++
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charlie keith duncan is a valorant player
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Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.
Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.
by JoeStoner5446 July 18, 2015
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Keithing It

When you blow a load on top of a desk in the middle of class
Keith was keithing it on the desk to Minecraft porn in the middle of math class
by DeviousGooner February 21, 2025
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