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Jess

Damn. She’s a potato. She may be short and cute but... she has fire. If you get on her bad side she will probably rip your throat out. HOWEVER, she is loyal. Be like Jess.
“Hey did you see that short girl
“Yeah I heard she’s a Jess”
“Wow I would love to be a Jess”
by JunkosMom March 19, 2020
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Jess

Idk where to start, i don't know how her parents cope but jess is a weird very confusing entity. If the doctor were to diagnose her im legit sure the x-ray would show a demon. Idk what is the major malfunction with Jessica but she has spooked many people. At this points im lost for words on jess, but not all jess's are bad
Jess who's that

Wait you haven't heard of jess, lets keep it like that

Wait what why?
by By soviet Union December 12, 2019
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Jesse

Literally the worst person of all time. A bag of shit would be cooler than this guy. Somehow interprets himself as a band manager even though the lead bassist kicked him out a year ago.
"Damn I look like a jesse

Today" "WOOOOOOO CRYYYYPTIICC
by Nutonyourfaceprofessor September 1, 2018
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Jesse

Unique girl with the male version of her name. The most amazing girl you'll ever find. She's sweet, funny, beautiful, gorgeous, etc. She's lovable and never intends to hurt anyone. Amazing personality. Her eyes, hair, everything. Not just any girl, original. Crazy, but fun. Make sure you don't hurt her. You'll surely love her, I know I have. Her smile. It's... amazing. She might mess around with you sometimes but no matter what, you can't help but smile. She is outrageously smart too. Once you meet a Jessie, don't let her go.
Omg Jesse is amazing!

She sure is, I wish I we're Jesse.
by QueenMagic December 20, 2016
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Jesse

He dates his sisters
Yo look at that Jesse he is kissing his sis
by Ladies man 223456 September 5, 2019
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Jesse

A very overweight Male, You Never wanna get on his badside Never let your sisters near him with his perverted acts on his mind. Always fighting for a girlfriend but will never retrieve one. He may be perverted and overweight but he still is good on his bike!
"Look at that Jesse! He is very good at his bike! Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jesse!"
by Ajay Wilson June 5, 2020
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Jesse

some gay kid who has a very tiny microscopic penis
jesse they gay cunt
by Itz-K-V March 18, 2019
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