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Jarednash

1.) To annoy someone to the point of explosive brain trauma.

2.) To post bulletins on Myspace.com in order to get attention.

3.) To make a complete ass out of yourself without even knowing it.
Example 1.)

Frank: Hey Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! Fred! hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!
Fred: Stop Jarednashing me!

Example 2.)

Jeff: Hey Bobs off Jarednashing on Myspace again...


Example 3.)

Jared: No fat chicks, sorry lady's, its not you... wait yes it is!
by S.T.M.H.T.S. January 5, 2009
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Jared

Jared is a cheeky, smart, kind soul.
Some may even call him a philosopher, he seeks wisdom where ever he goes but still likes to horse around.

Jared is known for being into video games, Normally found in operation lockers on battlefield 4 sitting at the top of the leader board.

Strikes fear in the heart of all opponents
"I just got killed again in this game, he must be a Jared"

"Wow that guy is so smart, with that philosophy skill level he MUST be a jared"
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jaedan

"That dude is so cool. Whats his name?'

"Jaedan"
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Jahed

The ladies love him in any form, he gets girls wherever he goes they love him so much they seduce him.
wow dont mess with that guy he is a jahed. Look at him he has got girls surrounding him PENG!!!
by killa_suka123 May 6, 2010
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Jared

Sexy man with a nice body who is loved by everyone and only loves half of them back! Also called Jaraaaaaaaaaaddd, Jarebear, Jay-rad, or Gay-rad. But only I can call him those names...
I'm going to Jared's pool today!
Really? Awesome!
Yeah, I just hope his brother lets me in his house.
by KittyLL June 18, 2010
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JaredNap

To pass out in a hallway of an Apartment with a half eaten Subway sandwich as your pillow
I was so drunk last night I Jarednapped outside of your apartment door.
by Draft Manuscripts Not soldiers December 15, 2008
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jaked it

to drop a ball (usually a football) that is easily catchable
"Dude how didn't you catch that ball it was right to your hands!'

"I know i totally jaked it"
by Coopahloop October 8, 2009
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