llama jacket

1) A really nasty jacket that closely resembles road-kill
2) A jacket that looks like a dead llama
3) Similar to the alpaca variety

Chris: EW, wtf is up with yo jacket man?!
Crock: errr...
Chris: llama jacket!

by Daniel.Druff January 17, 2008

Hackney Jacket

Slang phrase for a coffin. Named after the inner-city London Borough of Hackney.

If you do that again, we'll fit you for a Hackney Jacket.

by huntaround January 15, 2010

dick jacket

Foreskin

hey man, you got a dick jacket

by 3x9 March 15, 2011

Nob Jacket

A nob jacket . It is a condom or a "Jonny"

He put the nob jacket firmly around his throbbing cock

by CatsCanTwerk February 20, 2015

Forgeting Your Jacket at The Party

Finishing up after sex and suddenly realizing you pulled out without the condom.

Then followed by 'THE DRYCLEANER' (See Def.)

"Man, I must've had really bad drunken sex with that chick last night. I even Forgeting Your Jacket at The Party.
...had to use the ol' 'drycleaner' to fish it out!

by KA551 November 15, 2007

Jacked up kidney top

Pheochromocytoma, a tumor of the adrenal medulla causing it to secrete large amounts of epinephrine and norepinephrine.

"My patient in room 214 has a jacked up kidney top so I had to prescribe her phentolamine."

by David Cartwright May 17, 2007

Put A Jacket On

To calm down, fuck off, stop being a prick, or anything of the sort.

Lucas: "Rob was getting pissed at Jim so I told him to put a jacket on"
James: "Good call"

by Douey December 9, 2008