Infection

An infection. There is something wrong and it is not psychological. It isn't my fucking work ethic. It isn't my dirty room Jordan. I can tell the difference between my own mind and the retards around me saying shit to annoy me.

Hym "It's a fucking infection. It got worse 1 and a half maybe 2 years ago. Has nothing to do with anything I'm saying about your piece of shit kids. If you weren't being treated like the only class of people in society that matter we wouldn't be having this 'you watching me get stalked and harassed' make them leave me alone or I will not leave your kids alone and I don't give a fuck if I will go to jail for it."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

intuition

That one brain part that constantly figures out the behavior requirement to get more screen time from your parents, even though such extra screen time allotment eventually turns out not to be on offer

My intuition told me exactly how to charm my parents into giving me more screen time, but in the end, it was just wishful thinking—turns out the extra hours were never really on the table!

by Emotional Cruiser September 30, 2025

Inaction

The only person your inaction hasn't affected on this matter us me. You need to stop giving advice on the internet and give ME the credit I deserve because I AM BETTER than YOU.

Hym "There is nothing to get. You're not the true Scottsmen. You're shit. Your inaction might Foo the idiots you're trying to fool if you don't end this in a final a public fashion you are going to sweep another one of your kids under the rug."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

Phase-inducing

When told something really shocking/exciting, it makes you have a spas attack, or phase.

Person 1: Aliens have landed!
Person 2: (screams) Wow, phase-inducing!

by Moose15 October 16, 2008

neologism injection

Neologism injection is the act of inventing a word and deliberately spreading it in order to get it used into the mainstream.

Neologism injection was not recognized before being defined here. See also recursive.

by RandomKiwi June 21, 2010

sofa injunction

When your wife insists you sleep on the couch after she finds out the details of your super injunction and stops believing that you and that cheap whore are "just friends".

Jon: I hear Ryan Giggs got served a sofa injunction.
Emma: Ouch. That's got to hurt.
Jon: Not really, he's pretty into shemming.

by dontknockit September 27, 2011

Beast Infection

To be inundated with an awesome aura of energy that infiltrates others around you akin to an aphrodisiac virus.

That guy has been lifting and dieting so much that his beast infection has turned critical

by ArtofAwesome October 9, 2013