the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.

by jonny September 15, 2003

Petting the horse.

The act of brushing your pubic hair.

Jenn: Damn, that looks good. What did you do?

John: Decided it's time to start petting the horse.

by potterfreak98 November 05, 2012

Pet potting

Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.

Pet potting is part of my every day morning routine along with a cup of coffee and watching GMA.

by Nicki&jill July 16, 2014

Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.

My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.

by zizithecat August 18, 2019

Pet the poodle

When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.

“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle “

by FyreFli January 24, 2018

Heart pet

A pet who seem to have a private window to our souls. A true soulmate in pet version.

You don’t get it. I’ll never have another dog like this. She understands me in a way no one has ever understood me, she's my heart pet.

by PetsForYourSoul October 08, 2020

Petting the Starfish

When a girl is having sex with someone and they reach around and pet her asshole without penetrating it.

I got thrown out of the titty bar for petting the starfish of my favorite stripper.

by Jabels225 December 17, 2011