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mountain husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch
Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to The best mountain husband!
by OuttaCake August 15, 2022
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husband

A married man considered in relation to her spouse.
husband.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Jumps Husband

by Rlku November 15, 2020
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SPENCY(Angel's dusts husband)

Angel dusts husband.. that's about it
SPENCY(Angel's dusts husband) is getting married
by Olliesalivessssss April 15, 2022
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Husband Bouldering

When someone’s "project" at the bouldering gym isn’t a V5—it’s a taken man. The art of aggressively flashing problems near married dudes just to strike up a convo, "accidentally" brushing hands in the chalk bucket, and laughing way too hard at his midlife-crisis jokes.
"Bro, Maya’s not even trying to send—she’s on her third ‘casual’ chat with that guy wearing a wedding tan line. Straight-up Husband Bouldering."
by mothy123 April 13, 2025
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sister-husbands

Sister-Husbands
Pronunciation: SISS-ter-huz-bundz

Noun

A pair of people so mentally and emotionally in sync that they finish each other’s thoughts without even trying, yet still manage to fuck each other properly over time.
“Those two debate would skip coffee and then argue about pineapple on pizza while having sex on a public beach—they’re total sister-husbands.”
by bestbethedefinition October 3, 2025
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National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!
Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!
by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021
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