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Brown Houdini

When an individual takes a fat shit and proceeds to freeze said fat shit (stretched out straight to preferred legnth) only to take it out later and use it as a dildo
Bro I did a brown houdini last night and had the best time, i really wish you were there
by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020
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hand houdini

she gave me some hand houdini
by OakleeTheKid January 31, 2018
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Houdini Shitbox

Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.
by tytech038 March 21, 2022
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Houdini sex

The act of having sex in dangerous situations where the goal is to achieve climax for either or both parties before meeting there doom.
Look there's a train coming down these tracks in 15 minutes let's have Houdini sex .
by Piggy22 December 3, 2017
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Houdini Face

Where a feller's bangin' a lass from behind, he shaves his pubes. Then, when he's about to cum, he pulls out, spits on the lass' back, cums in her face, then sticks his pubs in the cum that's (hopefully) hit her top lip.
Nahh, she probably just got Houdini faced.
by colon explorer September 23, 2010
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pull a Houdini

pull a Houdini (idiom)

• To perform an unexpected act of misdirection, typically involving drama or suspense, in order to divert attention.

• Often used to describe suddenly disappearing, escaping from an undesirable situation, or seizing control of a narrative.

Etymology: From the stage name of Harry Houdini (1874–1926), the famed magician and escape artist, celebrated as the “master of misdirection.”
During the heated debate, the politician tried to pull a Houdini by steering the conversation toward his opponent’s record, effectively dodging the original question.

She is known to pull a Houdini at parties—one moment she’ll be in the middle of the dance floor, and the next she’s vanished without anyone noticing.
by anonymous September 12, 2025
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Houdini eyes

The look on a girl's face who has no interest in you and is looking to escape the conversation. This typically includes looking at other guys, looking at her phone or pretending she is trying to read a sign off in the distance.
This douchey guy was chatting me up at the bar last night, but i had no interest. I put on my Houdini eyes and starting checking out the bar tender. He got the hint and left.
by Duece79 June 4, 2018
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