Canada's History - A man and a woman engage in a series of ridiculously debauched sexual positions to glorify the nation of Canada.
by Brachinus February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.Canada kan-a-duh once the northernmost half of the United States, was founded in 1984 entirely by a super-breed of asexually reproducing lesbian ice-skaters. Amidst the confusion of the 80's the Canadians, as they would one day be called, successfully succeeded simply by being extremely boring and annoying. Canada is known for its spice trade and rich, lush greenery. A great vacation destination for old people and those of the homosexual persuasion.
Bro 1 - Dude lets go to Canada.
Bro 2 - What are you gay?
Bro1 - I figured someone like you would say something like that.
Bro 2 - Canada's History sucks.
Bro 2 - What are you gay?
Bro1 - I figured someone like you would say something like that.
Bro 2 - Canada's History sucks.
by Paul Sanford February 4, 2010
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Also called "The CH," A depraved act mostly done only by those who also procrasturbate (using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await) more than three times on any given day.
Fill the Stanley cup with male release, mix this with Maple syrup using moose antlers to stir and spread it over your partner like your basting a turkey...take a picture and walk away afterwards photoshopping the queens head onto the body. Then proceed to procrasturbate.
Fill the Stanley cup with male release, mix this with Maple syrup using moose antlers to stir and spread it over your partner like your basting a turkey...take a picture and walk away afterwards photoshopping the queens head onto the body. Then proceed to procrasturbate.
Dued even youporn wasn't getting me off, I had to go and canada's history like three different people. It was CRAZY!!
by Mr. Hulumpagous February 5, 2010
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1. A sorely needed opportunity to raise awareness of the history of black Americans among people of all colors.
2. The shortest month of the year.
1. A sorely needed opportunity to raise awareness of the history of black Americans among people of all colors.
2. The shortest month of the year.
Black History Month is important not just for Black people to understand their own people's centuries-long struggle for liberation, but for all people to recognize the problems that institutionalized racism and skin color privilege has caused and continues to cause in American society.
by D.X. DuBois May 6, 2006
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Oh, and you won't die if your GPA drops a little...don't be stupid and drop it because you are worried about your GPA. After this class you can accomplish anything with ease. No lie.
Oh, and you won't die if your GPA drops a little...don't be stupid and drop it because you are worried about your GPA. After this class you can accomplish anything with ease. No lie.
by anticonformity101 June 3, 2009
Get the AP US History mug.Well, some beavers made a dam. They found maple syrup. Then the mounties came and ate them. Then the country of Canada was founded, and to this day uses clams as currency.
by super colbert February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.Canadian's are better than American's. Accept it and move on. Read a self-help book. Any thing is possible. You hate us so much because you secretly love us. It's okay. We love you too, just not in that way.
"Canadian history is so much better. They abolished slavery before we did, aren't religious assholes and don't care if you're a dude that marries another dude. Hell, you could blow the smoke of your joint in a police officer's face and he would just have to groove off of it because in Canada carrying a g of weed is whatever. Pretty cool, right?"
"Canadian history is so much better. They abolished slavery before we did, aren't religious assholes and don't care if you're a dude that marries another dude. Hell, you could blow the smoke of your joint in a police officer's face and he would just have to groove off of it because in Canada carrying a g of weed is whatever. Pretty cool, right?"
by Jessyd February 5, 2010
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