heep

a horny bastard

Your boyfriend is such a heep.

by Madawg4 March 2, 2017

heterobian

A lesbian that sleeps with a man every couple of years.

We sleep together ever 3 years even thought she's a lesbian and I'm a man we call her a heterobian.

by Cmax24 March 5, 2017

heterocracker

a straight white person.

"lol hey John. Looking extra gay today."

"shut up, you heterocracker."

by Ninja Army June 30, 2017

heteresbian

When two girls are basically in a happy lesbian relationship, but are both very straight.

Man! Those girls are so tight, but not attracted to each other! They must be heteresbians.

by You mean HUNKULES December 18, 2017

Hetebro sexual

When you and your homie both like girls but neither of you can get any so you fuck each other instead.

"So I hear you two having sex at night. are you both gay?"
"Nah dude, we're hetebro sexual"

by RealLesbro June 8, 2018

hetero-duogamist

Someone with two sexual partners, each of the gender opposite to his or her own. Distinguished from the more common term "duogamist," which most often refers to someone with one partner of each gender.

Jill, a hetero-duogamist, has a husband, Mike, and a boyfriend, Charles.

by Argolander November 30, 2018

hetero-duogamy

The circumstance of having two sexual partners, both of the gender opposite to one's own. Distinguished from "duogamy," which most often refers to having one partner of each gender.

Jane's hetero-duogamy entails her relationship with Elaine, her girlfriend, as well as her relationship with her husband, Bill, whom she loves, but not enough for her to kill him.

by Argolander November 30, 2018